I would so tip her way too much to bend over in those pants and get me something to drink from the bottom shelf. Who says top shelf is best?
I can only assume this sexy booty is attached to a collegiate volleyball player. I am not sure who felt it appropriate to step on such a fine piece of art, but I am willing to pat that until clean.
I enjoy a Whopper every now and again just like the next guy, but I don’t recall seeing that on the value menu.